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Toilet invention

According to GQ, Vladimir Laurent recently filed a patent for an invention that combats the dreaded “toilet balls.” The patent’s abstract: “The toilet sanitary shield for male genitalia is a device that is placed in the toilet to prevent the male genitalia from touching the walls of the toilet while in use.”

GQ describes this phenomenon as “having genitals so enormous that they fall in the toilet when you’re taking a dump.” Cute.

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