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A trip to Italy

ShipA young New York woman was so depressed she decided to end her  life by  throwing herself into the ocean.  Just before she could throw  herself from  the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.  “You have so much to live for,” he said. “I’m a sailor and we are  off to Italy  tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring  you food  every day, and keep you happy.  When we get to Italy you will be SO GLAD you’re alive” 
 
With nothing to lose and always  wanting to see Italy , she accepted.
 
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable  compartment in the ship’s hold.
 
From then on, every night, he would bring her sandwiches, a  bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.  
 
Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.  “What are you doing here?” asked the captain.
 
“I have an arrangement with a sailor,” she replied. “He  brings me food  and I get a free trip to Italy .”
 
“I see,” the captain says.  Then her conscience got the best of her, and she added, “Plus, he’s  screwing me.”
 
“He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.”

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