Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So they can think with an open mind.
Q: What can Life Savers do that man can’t?
A: Come in five flavors.
Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He is breathing.
Q: What is a man’s idea of foreplay?
A: A half-hour of begging.
Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.