Spilled BB’s

A woman is cooking a pot of soup for her family when she accidentally bumps into a shelf next to the stove, spilling a large container of BB’s into the soup. Rather than take the time to fish them out, she serves the soup to her family.

Later that night, her husband comes over and says “Honey, guess what? I just pissed BB’s!”

A short time later her daughter comes over and says “Mom, guess what? I just pissed BB’s!”

A short time after that her son comes over and says “Mom, guess what?”

“Let me guess. You pissed BB’s” the mother says.

“No,” the son says, “I was jacking off and I shot the cat.”

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