Hand me a flashlight, then maybe I can find your keys!
…her vagina was so loose, it created enough vacuum suction that it sucked somebody in. Jonco, where have you been getting these?!!
What’s that expression?
“caught with your hand in the cookie jar”…
Gee your ring is cold. That’s not my ring dear, thats my necklace.
the sex change operation didnt turn out quite like she wanted it
Best hand jobs in the world!
Help, somebody get me out of here
A hand in the bush beats 2…oh wait that’s not right…
“Fatal Attraction II: That Crazy Cunt Strikes Back”
Pole Dancing finalist disqualified for illegal equipment.