69 and the dentist

 After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Infidel remembered he had a dentist appointment.
 He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine.

 As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Infidel opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, “Man, did you have 69 before you came here”?

 Infidel said, “Does my breath smell like pussy”?

The dentist replied, “No, your forehead smells like shit.”

Thanks Bella

8 thoughts on “69 and the dentist

  1. I chuckled after the first paragraph where it says he gargled Listeria, which is a genus of bacteria also named after Joseph Lister 🙂

  2. That was supposed to be Listerine. The spell checker didn’t recognize Listerine and changed it to Listeria and I didn’t catch it. LOL. Corrected.

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