yea, I bet most of those who would do this and ‘run like fuck’ are fatass metal fags that even I could catch and beat the shit of. Anyway, big deal. I know people who put padlocks in their gauges on purpose. It helps stretch em so you can size up easier. Plus you know, handy weapon.
Here’s the update:
OMG OMG OMG
I heartily support and encourage this new sport with all my heart!
Hell, if they put this on tv, i’d even shell out for cable to see it!
Too bad hipsters run in packs. lololol
Why bother…they’ll just think they look even cooler. “Oh, I’m crazy hip now…I have a Master Lock in my head!”
Yeah, but I’m betting he’d not like the idea of not having the key.
Bolt cutters. pfft.
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