THIS is what I do all day, okay?!
You need to see the advert to understand…lol…
hey its not gonna suck itself
Infidel, I tried that once and it didn’t work out so well. I’m feeling MUUCH better now!
“Look…I don’t have a car, I don’t have a job and I don’t have any money. What does a guy have to do to get a date around here?”
Put it away, silly thing. You’re like my cat when he cleans himself.
yes, she was here a moment ago
No mom! I swear I was just combing my hair!
Hey babe, want to party?
so what are you gonna do with this then?
Do you mind?!?! This is my “Me” time.
where did she go
i’ve shown you mine, now you show me yours.
“Just hanging up… I mean out!”
I’ve shown you mine, now let’s see yours.
“Alexander, two minutes till…..!”
“Uh, Sergie, I thought I…uh…had longer, sorry, uh, can I have a few more seconds…uh…”
I WUZ IN DA POOL! I WAZ IN DA POOL!
All he needs is a beer and remote, then he’ll look like the average human male perfectly.
“Now where’s this Big-Bang thing you were talking about?”
Admit it, your just jelous
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