Little johnny learns two new words

Little Johnny asked Mom what two words mean that kids at school were using………..Pussy and Bitch.

Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: “Oh, that’s easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico . A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy .”

“Thanks, Mom..”

He then found his Dad out in the garage.  “Dad, the guys at school are using words I don’t understand.”

 “What words, son?”

“Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don’t think she told me the right meanings.”

Dad said: “Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this.” 

He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said:  “Son, everything inside the circle is pussy.”

Pussy and bitch

“Okay,  Dad. Then what’s a bitch?”

Dad replied: “Everything outside the circle.”

Thanks Gene

1 thought on “Little johnny learns two new words

  1. That reminds me of this joke:

    Q. What the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
    A. A pussy is a nice warm furry thing; a cunt is the person who owns it.

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