A new girlfriend

So I just started seeing this new girlfriend. She invited me around to her place for dinner the other night and we were in the kitchen making dinner when she asked me to turn on the veggies…. Apparently fingering her paraplegic sister wasn’t what she had in mind…

Anyway I’m single again…


2 thoughts on “A new girlfriend

  1. That is so wrong, but soooo funny too! I’m totally a bad person because I laughed at that, I know it. Please tell me I’m not the only one!

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