TSA agent caught masturbating at airport scanner

From The Squib –  a news parody website
 
Body scanner2DENVER – USA –  August 4, 2010 – A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.

Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

“The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his ‘O’ face. That’s when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted,” Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person’s body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

“What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It’s up to you, the ball’s in your park,” head of the TSA’s scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

 
 
Thanks Miss Silver

7 thoughts on “TSA agent caught masturbating at airport scanner

  1. You’re absolutely right. I’ve even posted from this site before knowing it’s a parody site. I guess it just didn’t register in my brain when I posted it. Sometimes I get in too big of a hurry.
    I’ve updated the post with a notation on that. Thanks.

  2. Yes Jonco, check your sources. I come here expecting accurate reporting – the boobs must have NO silocone, the cleavage MUST be cleavage and NOT a macro shot of some baby’s butt cheeks. Most importantly the titillation must be titillating and if it is not, well, I will just take what’s left of my morals, shove them up my ethics and LEAVE!

    Consider yourself duly warned!

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