The soldier and the nun

Nun3A soldier ran up to a nun.  Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt.  I’ll explain later.’

The nun agreed.  A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’

The nun replied, ‘He went that  way.’

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister.  You see, I don’t want to go to Afghanistan.’

The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’ 

The soldier  added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of  legs!’

The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…I don’t want to  go to Afghanistan either.’

Thanks Gene