Songs to sing to a penis

I saw a post on Reddit about a gal that really loves her boyfriend’s penis.  She loves it so much she sings to it.  Someone mentioned a few possible songs to sing to a cock and I added a few:

  • “I Love Cock’n’Roll” – Joan Jett
  • “Pumped Up Dicks” – Foster The People
  • “Party Cock Anthem” – LMFAO
  • “Dirt Road Anthem” – Jason Aldean
  • “Cock On” –  David Essex
  • “Don’t Fear The Peter” –  Blue Öyster Cult
  • I Wanna Hold Your Gland” –  The Beatles
  • “Tools Out For Summer” –  Alice Cooper
  • “More Than A Penis” –  Boston
  • “All You Need Is Cock” –  The Beatles
  • “House Of The Rising Cock” –  The Animals
  • I Can’t Get No Penis-Action” –  Rolling Stones
  • “Another Prick In The Wall” –  Pink Floyd
  • “Give me a penis to build a dream on” –  Louis Amstrong
  • “More Than A Penis” –  Boston
  • “Hit Me With Your Best Cock” –  Pat Benetar
  • “Black Magic Penis” –  Santana
  • “Killing Me Softly With His Dong” –  Roberta Flack
  • “Another One Bits The Nuts” –  Queen

What gems can you come up with?

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4 thoughts on “Songs to sing to a penis

  1. anybody remember this version of dirty laundry…. kick them when their up kick them when their down kick them in the nuts drag them all around

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  2. You don’t even need to doctor this one: “Beat It”, Michael Jackson!
    Or how about “Bone-hemian Rhapsody”, Queen or “(You Make Me) Cock Hard”, Kiss?
    Here’s a couple more…
    Falco – Cock Me Amadeus
    Rod Stewart – Cocks
    Shenandoah – Cock My Baby
    Bobby Day – Cockin’ Robin
    B-52s – Cock Lobster

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