The trucker and the brothel

Bologna sandwichA trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas.

He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich.”

The Madam was astonished.

She said, “OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal??”

The trucker replied, “Listen, sweetie. I ain’t horny …. I’m homesick!”

Thanks Gene

 

 

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