There’s a knock at the door and a woman goes to answer it. Standing there is a strange man and he says, “Good morning ma’am, do you have a vagina?”
Stunned the woman slams the door in his face.
The next morning there is another knock on the door. Again, the woman answers the door and there is the same man. Again he asks, “Ma’am, do you have a vagina?”
And again, she slams the door in his face.
That night she tells her husband the story of what has been happening each morning. He tells her, “Tomorrow, I will stay home from work. I will hide behind the door and, when the man knocks on the door, instead of slamming the door in his face tell him ‘Yes.’ Then I will jump out and confront him.”
Sure enough, the next morning there was a knock at the door and the man and woman took their positions. The woman answers the door and it was the same man. He says, “Good morning ma’am, do you have a vagina?”
The woman answers, “Yes.”
But before the husband can jump out from behind the door the man says, “Well will you please let your husband know so he will stop using my wife’s?!”