Sensitivity Test For Men

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
   A. Lovemaking.
   B. Screwing.
   C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
   A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
   B. Your blood-test results.
   C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:
   A. Your partner climaxes first.
   B. You both climax simultaneously.
   C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
   A. Healthy, creative love-play..
   B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
   C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
   A. The best part of the experience.
   B. The second best part of the experience.
   C. $100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
   A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
   B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
   C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
   A. A myth.
   B. An oxymoron.
   C. A moron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
   A. An appetizer is to entree.
   B. Primer is to paint.
   C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
   A. I hope we can still be friends.
   B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
   C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
   A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
   B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
   C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Thanks Bill H

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