I went to the V.A. the other day and found out I have been assigned a new doctor, Col Gladys Pitts, M.D.; U.S. Army Medical Corps (ret). Her specialties include men’s ailments, geriatric issues, and dietary disorders specialist.
I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional. I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out.”
I said, “My wife thinks my pecker tastes funny.”