10 thoughts on “Caption Contest – 287

  1. Look at me. I have such low self esteem that I had to spend $5000 of my future husband’s money to get these really gargantuan tits just so people will look at me. And I’m still so uncomfortable with myself that I have to show them to the world in my wedding dress.
    But the really good thing is that when I take this ridiculous dress off, my tits return to their regular size, and my gut stick back out to where it should be.
    Let’s go drink some Bud Lights, OK?


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