Don’t mess with naked old dudes

SunbathingA man was sunbathing naked at the beach for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.”

He raised an eyebrow and replied,  “If you were better looking it would lift itself.”

Thanks Gene