Bull Breeding

My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said…..
‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ‘

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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ….Smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’

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My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s almost 3 times a week ! ………You could learn a lot from him.’
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’

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My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
‘That’s once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.’

 

I looked at her and said,
‘Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow…’

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My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

Thanks, Ed C
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