She’s single, She’s shapely…

She’s single, She’s shapely.
She’s beautiful and she lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?ā€

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!ā€

“Great,” she said. “Can you watch my dog?ā€

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

Thanks Gene
 
 
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