A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello, my name is Carmen.”
“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”
“No,” she replied, “As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy most – cars and men. Therefore, I chose Carmen.” “What’s your name?” she asked.
He answered, “B.J. Titsengolf”