The Vagina Dress

The sexiest new fashion trend in Hollywood? The “vagina dress.” No, you didn’t read that wrong. But before you jump to conclusions, no, it’s not a dress shaped like a vagina — rather, it’s one that exposes it.

What it is. What is it exactly, you ask? As Maxim puts it: “Intended to show off every intimate tan line, the vagina dress, or more properly called the double slit dress, is a slinky piece of fabric that doesn’t exactly cover the crotch area of your favorite celebrities. “ In other words, it places the kitty on a pedestal — quite literally.