Do you speak English?

– Do you speak English?
– Yes
– Name?
– John Smile!
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no… I mean male or female?
– Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn’t it hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer runs too fast…

Thanks, DJ
 
 

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