Meanwhile, at a brand new store…

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. 
   
As yet, the store’s merchandise wasn’t in — only a few shelves and display racks set up. 
   
One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.” 
   
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, 
   
“What are you selling here?” 
   
One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.” 
   
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You must be doing well. Only two left.” 
   
Seniors – don’t mess with them. They didn’t get old by being stupid!

Thanks Ed C

 

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Meanwhile, on a park bench…

BenchA eighty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong.

Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman.”

“What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man.

Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love.”

He breaks down, no longer able to speak.

The young man puts his arm around him. “I don’t understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?”

The senile old man answers, again through his tears, “I forgot where I live.”

Thanks Bella

 

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