What’ll it do?

A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “What’ll it do?”

The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in

5.3 seconds,” or something along those lines.

 Well, here’s what the brand new 2011 “458 Italia” Ferrari will do…. 

But first, here’s what it looks like:


And this is what it can do….

Drop panties

Thanks Gene

Flat tire on the interstate

A woman had a flat tire on the interstate the other day; so, she pulled over, got out of the car and opened her trunk.

She took out some cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic.  They looked so lifelike you wouldn’t believe it!

Just as she had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for her to work on the side of the road!

People honked and waved, and it wasn’t long before a police car pulled up behind her.

The officer wanted to know what the heck she was doing so she calmly explained that she was changing her flat. He told her he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck her cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of her car.

She couldn’t believe he didn’t know…. So she told him….

Well DUH…. she explained to the angry Policeman….

“They’re my Emergency Flashers!!!!”

Emergency flashers

Thanks Gene