Breasts on the scale overcharges customers

Tits on scaleA woman was overcharged while buying fruit and vegetables from a Jersey supermarket – because the shop assistant’s breasts were resting on the scales.

Jim Hopley, chief executive of Channel Islands Co-operative, said the assistant’s seat had been too low.

Mr Hopley said this had caused the shopper to be accidentally charged an extra £5, which had now been refunded. He said they had taken action to make sure it did not happen again.

Mr Hopley told BBC Jersey: “It was resolved instantly, I feel very sorry for the individual involved, she mustn’t be embarrassed.


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Aren’t you hungry?

A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?”

He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. “A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?”

Again he declines. “No, thanks. It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. “Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That’ll only take a couple of minutes…?”

Once more, he declines. “Again, thanks, but it’s this Viagra. It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

“Well, then”, she says, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m fucking STARVING!”

Thanks DJ

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