Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,
24″ WAIST and
When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That’s why it’s so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.
If it weren’t for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn’t get a second look from most guys.
Then again, I’ve been wrong before.
The Parietal section of your brain performs that function.
It must be weird for TSA agents to go to strip clubs and not be able to touch.