Toilet paper

I ran out of toilet paper the other day, and luckily I had my cellphone and called the wife. She told me to just wipe with a dollar, which luckily I had in my pants pocket.

When she walked in the door I had shit all over me. She asked me, “What the hell happened?”

 I replied “You try and do better with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel.”

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