Or…. How I Naired my ass. Or…. Gee your ass smells like raspberries.
It’s worth the read (click to enlarge)
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A man was lying in bed with his new Thai wife.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles — something she loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, “Why do you love doing that?”
“Because,” she replied, “I miss mine.”
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it???
His majesty too!
Where’s the scissors?