Describe your last poop using the title of a book

Reddit has a post asking the question.  Here are some of the answers:

  • Children of the Corn
  • The Green Mile
  • Black Beauty
  • 1984 (I’m not very regular)
  • Lord of the Flies
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • A River Runs Through It
  • Blood and Thunder
  • Great expectations
  • Gone With the Wind
  • Black Hawk Down
  • The Longest Yard
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
  • The Killer Inside Me
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
  • Pooh Gets Stuck  (link)
  • The Fast and the Furious
  • The Remains of The Day
  • The Firm
  • Something Wicked This Way Comes
  • Deliverance

The complete list


The Sex Acts Patent Committee

Every year, the U.S. Patents Office copyrights 57 new sex acts. Who gets those patents is decided by Mr. Stevens and Mrs. Davis – collectively known as The Committee. In each episode, a different hopeful pitches to the Department of Amatory Copyright in the hope that their imaginative new sex act will become this years’ Alabama Hot Pocket.