Sex Q & A

Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So they can think with an open mind.

Q: What can Life Savers do that man can’t?
A: Come in five flavors.

Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He is breathing.

Q: What is a man’s idea of foreplay?
A: A half-hour of begging.

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.

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Bras from around the world

The underwire bra is designed to provide additional lift.  Underwire can be found in many different styles of bras.  Some women swear by their underwire and others find them very uncomfortable.  One way to determine if this is a style of bra that will work for you is to give it a try.  Here are a few of the styles available in different parts of the world:

Underwire bra from Paris
Bra paris 

Underwire bra from London
Bra London 

Underwire bra from New York
Bra NY

Underwire bra from Alabama
Bra alabama

Thanks Gene

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Show your boobs in the name of science

CleavageA senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world’s most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric’s unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

Jen MCreight, the Blog Hag, is proposing a Boobquake to disprove this theory.  In the name of science she’s offering her boobs and is encouraging other women to do the same on Monday, April 26thJoin the cause!

Why wait?  Shouldn’t women start practicing today?  You can send your pics to jonco@naughtybits.us for a prejudging.

Here’s a movement I could get behind.

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