69 and the dentist

 After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Infidel remembered he had a dentist appointment.
 He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine.

 As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Infidel opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, “Man, did you have 69 before you came here”?

 Infidel said, “Does my breath smell like pussy”?

The dentist replied, “No, your forehead smells like shit.”

Thanks Bella


Second hand stuff

A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party.

Later, after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: ‘So… How do you like using second hand stuff?’

The new husband replies: ’It isn’t that bad. Past the first 2 inches it’s all brand new.’