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Meanwhile, in Hollywood…

A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said, “I want to be a movie star.” Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, “What’s your name?”

The guy said, “My name is Penis van Lesbian.”

The agent said, “Sir, I hate […]

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Meanwhile, at the border wall…

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Best fishing day ever

Thanks, Mike (from Spain)    

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