Kate Middleton is an anagram of Naked Tit Model.
Thanks Mike (From Spain)
Little Johnny asked Mom what two words mean that kids at school were using………..Pussy and Bitch.
Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: “Oh, that’s easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico . A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy .”
He then found his Dad out in the garage. “Dad, the guys at school are using words I don’t understand.”
“What words, son?”
“Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don’t think she told me the right meanings.”
Dad said: “Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this.”
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said: “Son, everything inside the circle is pussy.”
“Okay, Dad. Then what’s a bitch?”
Dad replied: “Everything outside the circle.”