You can’t say happiness without penis.
Korean ESL teacher lectures his students on the fine art of swearing in English.
The same little swirly shape can lead to really different conclusions.
There IS a difference.
A 5th grade class is being asked 3 syllable words. Each kid is asked to stand up and say a word.
1st Kid – Banana
2nd kid — Telephone
3rd kid — Continent…. etc
Comes to Little DJ and he just doesn’t get it….
Teachers says: “Your homework tonight is to learn a 3 syllable word and tell us before we start class tomorrow.”
Next Day the Teacher asks DJ: “ What is your three syllable word?”
DJ stands up and says: “Contagious”
Teacher is surprised….. “Wow, Good DJ, Where did you learn that word?”
DJ: “Last night during the snow storm, my mom was outside shoveling…. My Dad looked out the window and said: ‘It is gonna take that Contagious to finish that sidewalk!’”