Rescue team uses saw to free trapped penis

FIREFIGHTERS have been called to a hospital for an unusual rescue – removing a metal ring from a man’s penis.

The Costa Mesa Fire Department said its Urban Search and Rescue squad was called Tuesday to Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, California to saw through a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener that had been stuck on a man’s penis for two or three days, the Newport Beach Daily Pilot reported Thursday.

Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard said the firefighters told him about the man the following morning.

“They said his comment was, ‘This will make me the chief of my tribe,'” Broussard said.

The firefighters said the man told them he was attempting to increase the size of his penis and initially refused to have the ring removed, despite the fact it had blackened and swelled severely from the lack of blood flow.

“He was kind of a wingnut,” Broussard said.

The man agreed to have the ring removed after doctors told him the flesh of his penis was close to dying off. Firefighters in full surgical gear spent two hours sawing through the ring. They said the operation was successful and the man was not injured.

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‘Carjacked’ woman giving oral sex before crash

Carjacked womanA woman claimed that she was carjacked on the side of the road – but when her story was questioned she admitted the truth. Her car crashed because she was giving the driver oral sex.

Sara C. Blasse, 23, of Vineland, New Jersey has been charged with filing a false report.  It turns out, that driver was also her boyfriend.

At first she made a wild made for TV claim that a gunman had thrown her out of her father’s 2003 Kia Sorrento and driven off after she stopped to ask him for directions, police said.

The car was found smashed into a tree and set on fire. Blasse’s lie fell apart when she told police that he cell phone battery died when she was contacting a friend to be picked up. The friend found Blasse without a firm location on her whereabouts and with no further contact.

Pressed for the truth Blasse broke down and admitted to police that she was administering oral sex. The boyfriend crashed the car during her act.

Blasse broke her arm as a result of the accident.


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