If your erection lasts 6,000 years….

… contact your archaeologist.

Stone Age carving may be ancient sex toy
It’s not the first time that such a phallic object has been found from the ancient world
Stone-age-dildo-100720-02.grid-4x2 Sex toys have come a long way since the Stone Age — but then again, perhaps not as much as we might think.

Last week, an excavation in Sweden turned up an object that bears the unmistakable look of a penis carved out of antler bone. Though scientists can’t be sure exactly what this tool was used for, it’s hard not to leap to conclusions.

“Your mind and my mind wanders away to make this interpretation about what it looks like — for you and me, it signals this erected-penis-like shape,” said archaeologist G┼íran Gruber of the National Heritage Board in Sweden, who worked on the excavation. “But if that’s the way the Stone Age people thought about it, I can’t say.”

The resemblance is uncanny.

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Woman with largest breasts fights for life

Sheyla-hershey

Infidel in 24 hour prayer session…

A MODEL with the world’s largest breasts is fighting for her life after suffering complications following her latest surgery.

Brazilian Sheyla Hershey, who lives in Houston, Texas, contracted a severe staph infection following her most recent breast augmentation procedure in June, myFOXhouston.com reported today.

The infection reached both of Ms Hershey’s breasts.

Doctors took the 30-year-old into surgery Tuesday morning (local time) to remove the implants, and possibly her own breasts.

The model has had more than 30 surgeries to date.

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