Chef dies after feeling eel

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his ass.

Eel2Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

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Lover almost killed by huge breasts

Huge breasts

British woman Claire Smedley almost killed her lover during sex – with her enormous breasts.

Mum-of-three Smedley, 27, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up while having sex and found that her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

In an exclusive video interview with the News of the World, she revealed how Steven usually loved being smothered by her breasts.

“This time, he started flailing around a bit but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going. A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving,” she said.

By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

“I was panicking and just about to call 999 when, thankfully, he started to come round.


“He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved,” the News of the World quoted Smedley as saying.


“I did think my time had come. I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me, but I think she misread the signals.

“The next thing I knew, she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising,” Steven said.

Smedley said: “After that he went off sex.”

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