The Sex Acts Patent Committee

Every year, the U.S. Patents Office copyrights 57 new sex acts. Who gets those patents is decided by Mr. Stevens and Mrs. Davis – collectively known as The Committee. In each episode, a different hopeful pitches to the Department of Amatory Copyright in the hope that their imaginative new sex act will become this years’ Alabama Hot Pocket.

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Second hand stuff

A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party.

Later, after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: ‘So… How do you like using second hand stuff?’

The new husband replies: ’It isn’t that bad. Past the first 2 inches it’s all brand new.’

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