Every year, the U.S. Patents Office copyrights 57 new sex acts. Who gets those patents is decided by Mr. Stevens and Mrs. Davis – collectively known as The Committee. In each episode, a different hopeful pitches to the Department of Amatory Copyright in the hope that their imaginative new sex act will become this years’ Alabama Hot Pocket.
Different strokes for different folks!
Thanks Mike F
A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party.
Later, after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: ‘So… How do you like using second hand stuff?’
The new husband replies: ’It isn’t that bad. Past the first 2 inches it’s all brand new.’