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Call of the wild

Call of the wild

 

When was I born?

I was chatting with this young woman in the bar last night and telling her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their boobs in my hands.

She thought I was having her on but was curious nonetheless. Eventually curiosity got the better of her and she said, “Go on then, give it a try!”

When was I born

I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she finally lost her patience and asked, “So? When was I born?”

I replied, “Yesterday.”

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A Valentine’s Day Poem…

I suck 2

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Japanese Sex

Japanese sex

Thanks Cathy

 

Cupid The Love Pimp

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Concentration Level: Exceptional

Concentration Level Extraordinaire

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Two things you need to know about me…

Two things you need to know about me…

1. I am hung over.

2. Sometimes I say the word over for no reason.

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Catwoman Topless

Catwoman Topless

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One Shade of Gray

One Shade of Gray

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Meanwhile, on a street corner…

On a corner

 
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