I was chatting with this young woman in the bar last night and telling her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their boobs in my hands.
She thought I was having her on but was curious nonetheless. Eventually curiosity got the better of her and she said, “Go on then, give it a try!”
I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she finally lost her patience and asked, “So? When was I born?”
I replied, “Yesterday.”