Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first cowboy says his favorite position is the “rodeo”.
The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how do you do it?
The first cowboy says, “You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style.
Once things start to get under way and she’s really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear: ‘Your sister likes this position too.’
Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.”
Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts. Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.
But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
“This autumn I’ll have a breast reduction operation” Halep said. “The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play.”
“It’s the weight that troubles me and my ability to react quickly” she added.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS KID THAT WINNING ISN’T EVERYTHING!
THIS SELF-CENTERED SPOILED LITTLE BRAT SHOULDN’T BE SO CONSUMED WITH “WINNING MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS”!
WHAT ABOUT US – THE HARD-WORKING EVERYDAY FAN?
PEOPLE PAY TOP MONEY FOR JUGS LIKE THAT! AND MANY OF US PAY TO SEE THEM.
AND THIS LITTLE BRAT WANTS TO HAVE THEM REDUCED?
PISSES ME OFF. SELFISH ATHLETE THAT SHE IS…
Ask the right questions up front.