My new doctor

Sexy doctorI went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!


I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before.  Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out .”


I said, “My wife thinks my dick tastes funny…”

Thanks Gene 


Senior sex

Clyde was 87, Maude was 85. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other’s company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Clyde asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Clyde for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they’d shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts…..

Clyde was thinking: “If I’d known she was a virgin, I’d have been gentler.”

Maude was thinking: “If I’d known he could still do it, I’d have taken off my pantyhose.”