My neighbors, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday. 


I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex! It was very nice of them, but I’m pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said:

 “I wanna watch !”

Thanks Gene


Afternoon sex

The only way for The Andersons to pull off a Sunday afternoon ‘quickie’ with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

  • ‘There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,’ he shouted.

  • ‘An ambulance just drove by!’

  • ‘Looks like the Jones’ have company,’ he called out.

  • ‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’

  • ‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’

  • ‘Jason is on his skate board!’

After a few moments he announced….

The Coopers are screwing!!

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know they’re screwing?’

‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.’