This is a real movie.
Three men are talking about their worst pain. The first guy says, “I once had sciatica, worst pain I have ever had.”
The second guy says, “I once had to pass a kidney stone, worst pain I have ever endured.”
The third guy says, “You gents have no idea what pain is, I once had two of the worst pains ever. I was hunting and I had to take a crap, so I whipped down my pants and hung my ass over a log and BAM, a bear trap clamped right on my testicles”.
The two other men both yelled “ooooooooooooooooohh” while covering their genitals. “That is the worst pain I can ever imagine, what can be worse than that?”
And then the third man says. “When I came to the end of the chain.”
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations.”
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people too!”
Garlic is definitely BAD for us if it’s true that “You Are What You Eat”…