The Italian says, When I’ve a finished a making love I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy.
The Frenchman replies That is nothing, when I’ve finished making love, I kiss all the way down her body, and then I lick the soles of her feet with my tongue, and she floats 12 inches above the bed in pure ecstasy.
The redneck says, That aint nothing. When I’ve finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my wiener on the curtains. She hits the fuckin’ ceiling.