A  man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather  sitting on the porch, in the rocking  chair, wearing only a shirt,  with nothing on from the waist down.

“Grandpa,  what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to  see!” he exclaimed.

The  old man looked off in the distance without  answering.  “Grandpa,  what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the  waist?” he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and  said, “Well….last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I  got a stiff neck. This is your grandma’s  idea.”

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What’ll it do?

A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “What’ll it do?”

The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in

5.3 seconds,” or something along those lines.

 Well, here’s what the brand new 2011 “458 Italia” Ferrari will do…. 

But first, here’s what it looks like:


And this is what it can do….

Drop panties

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