Korean ESL teacher lectures his students on the fine art of swearing in English.
This is a real movie.
Three men are talking about their worst pain. The first guy says, “I once had sciatica, worst pain I have ever had.”
The second guy says, “I once had to pass a kidney stone, worst pain I have ever endured.”
The third guy says, “You gents have no idea what pain is, I once had two of the worst pains ever. I was hunting and I had to take a crap, so I whipped down my pants and hung my ass over a log and BAM, a bear trap clamped right on my testicles”.
The two other men both yelled “ooooooooooooooooohh” while covering their genitals. “That is the worst pain I can ever imagine, what can be worse than that?”
And then the third man says. “When I came to the end of the chain.”
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations.”
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people too!”