You can’t go wrong with a honey based sugar-free ice cream sundae that looks like a dog. Raw milk chocolate ice cream, stewed rhubarb, raw homemade whip cream, and pecans….
But the orange bush clashes with the dessert.
I went to the doctor’s the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female; absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.”
So I said,
“I think my penis may taste funny…”