Thanks Mike (from Spain)
A man leans over & asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern,
“Yes, I remember it well” she says. “OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and lets do it there again, for old times sake?”
“Charlie,- you old devil, -it sounds crazy, but why not?”
A police officer, sitting in the next booth listening to all this, chuckles to himself. He thinks, “I’ve got to see these two old birds in action.I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.” So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, Finally, they get to the back of the tavern, make their way to the fence, the old
Finally, they both collapse on the ground, exhausted.
The policeman is totally amazed. He feels that he has learned something important about life & aging that he couldn’t have imagined. After half an hour of lying there recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet, re-arranges their clothing, and start to leave. The policeman thinks, I’ve got to find out what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says, “Excuse me, I happened to see that, and I must say – it was truly amazing! You must have had a fantastic sex life
The old man replies, “Well – fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”
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