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Meanwhile, at the White House…

At the white house











Neon Orgy

Neon Orgy

Thanks Mike (from Spain)


Meanwhile, on the bus…

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Fifty years ago…

A man leans over & asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern,
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

“Yes, I remember it well” she says. “OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and lets do it there again, for old times sake?”

“Charlie,- you old devil, -it sounds crazy, but why not?”

A police officer, sitting in the next booth listening to all this, chuckles to himself. He thinks, “I’ve got to see these two old birds in action.I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.” So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, Finally, they get to the back of the tavern, make their way to the fence, the old
lady lifts her skirt & the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious  sex the watching policeman has ever encountered. The action goes on for what seems to be at least 10 minutes.
Loud noises, moans, groans, grunts & sighs are emitted from both partners.

Finally, they both collapse on the ground, exhausted.

The policeman is totally amazed. He feels that he has learned something important about life & aging that he couldn’t have imagined. After half an hour of lying there recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet, re-arranges their clothing, and start to leave. The policeman thinks, I’ve got to find out what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says, “Excuse me, I happened to see that, and I must say – it was truly amazing! You must have had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to your ability to perform like that?”

The old man replies, “Well – fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”

Thanks DJ


Froot Loop Bath

Froot Loop Bath



Snap Chat Me Dem Titties Music Video

Thanks Amy


Wind Chimes

Wind chimes



Eyes Four You

Crazy eyes



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