Nonsexual Uses for Dildos

Here are a few:

  • A dough roller. Bring in that strong, sturdy silicone answer to stubborn dough problems. Caution, a vibrating dildo is no friend to flour.
  • A stress ball. Squeeze-squeeze.
  • Bracelet holder. Don’t pretend like you have not seen that done before.
  • Foot massager. Relax those muscles.
  • A butter knife.
  • Snowman’s nose.

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