Songs to sing to a penis

I saw a post on Reddit about a gal that really loves her boyfriend’s penis.  She loves it so much she sings to it.  Someone mentioned a few possible songs to sing to a cock and I added a few:

  • “I Love Cock’n’Roll” – Joan Jett
  • penis artPumped Up Dicks” – Foster The People
  • “Party Cock Anthem” – LMFAO
  • “Dirt Road Anthem” – Jason Aldean
  • “Cock On” –  David Essex
  • “Don’t Fear The Peter” –  Blue Öyster Cult
  • I Wanna Hold Your Gland” –  The Beatles
  • “Tools Out For Summer” –  Alice Cooper
  • “More Than A Penis” –  Boston
  • “All You Need Is Cock” –  The Beatles
  • “House Of The Rising Cock” –  The Animals
  • I Can’t Get No Penis-Action” –  Rolling Stones
  • “Another Prick In The Wall” –  Pink Floyd
  • “Give me a penis to build a dream on” –  Louis Amstrong
  • “More Than A Penis” –  Boston
  • “Hit Me With Your Best Cock” –  Pat Benetar
  • “Black Magic Penis” –  Santana
  • “Killing Me Softly With His Dong” –  Roberta Flack
  • “Another One Bits The Nuts” –  Queen

What gems can you come up with?


6 thoughts on “Songs to sing to a penis”

  1. “(Sittin’ With) My Cock in the Bay” – Otis Redding
    “Jailhouse Cock” – Elvis Presley
    “Won’t Get Tooled Again” – The Who

  2. Another prick and the balls – Pink Floyd
    And, as a huge Rush fan, a list of songs from them:
    A passage to Bang Cock
    Armor and Pork Sword
    Between The Balls
    (Take It) In The End
    Lakeside Cock
    Roll Your Bones
    Stick It Out (actual song title)
    Where’s My Thing (again, an actual song title)

  3. John Lennon(in 1969)offered a new title to a song he’d written in 1963…”Do You Want To Hold A Penis”…

    ok, if you’re not sure what song that’s supposed to be, when he said that line, he actually sang it to the tune of “Do You Want To Know A Secret”.

  4. Don’t Want To Miss A Wang – Aerosmith

    “Put your Sweet Lips A little closer to my Bone …Let’s pretend we’re together, all alone …” a real oldie 🙂

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