Seven Kinds of Sex

Recent research shows there are 7 kinds of sex:

The first kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you’re blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short while and are so horny you will have sex anywhere- even the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner a long time. Your sex has become routine & you usually only have sex in your bedroom.

The 4th type of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you”.

 The 5th type of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon & Nun at night.

 The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you can’t stand each other anymore & go to court & try to screw your partner in front of everyone.

Last but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

Thanks Gene